USPS delivering strange mail monday thru saturday.

So i just got a strange letter to my apartment in the mail today. It came through the Lansing area postal service as that is where it is post marked. It has no return address. On the inside was a birthday card with picture of Bill Clinton and his dog sniffing his crotch with Hillary standing there and a word bubble saying "I told you not to let Monica train the dog." There was also a bi-folded letter in it. The letter said as follows.

"Preliminary, but as yet unverified, whisperings and reports the the LA. SWAMP SPIRIT GUIDES indicate that the "BALD-EAGLE" is going to South American soon to be involved in intensive and extensive training for position placement in the New World Order Government now being visualized and formatted.

Where he goes, she cannot follow! We are indeed sorry about that! Expect confirmation data (or negation data) soon.

Communique does not originate from Adrian, but in relatively close proximity. And the PRESIDENT is not the "BALD-EAGLE" being reffered to.

Fraternally yours:"

Any thoughts from any readers on what this could be? I do not issue my address to anyone and have no clue or understanding of what is going on with this. I didn't even think that the post office delivered mail without return addresses, but I guess I was wrong. Figured I would share this bit of strangeness with anyone that actually happens to read this blog.