David Blaine and False Promises

David Blain...Ass Clown.

I mean yeah hes a "magician" or "illusionist" or whatever the fuck you want to call it and thats great, he probably scores lots of ass with his cheap little parlor tricks. But some of the stuff he does is stupid mainly this whole endurance stunt stuff. Hes all like "Hey look at me I can stand on stuff for a long time." who fucking cares? Then there was his whole "I'm gonna hold my breath for 9 minutes to break a world record." Well this whole thing was advertised and pumped up as a 2 hour event, first of all why when it jsut lasts nine minutes. I dont care about him or what he does. Secondly it was billed as the whole he will hold his breath for nine minutes or die trying. Well last time I looked A. He made it 7 minutes B. He didnt die. He lied on two accounts and the worst one is he didnt die. That was the big promise, break the record or "die trying" what a fucking liar way to mislead a trusting public who thought your shennaigans were going to come to end.

So, David Blaine now that your alive, go back to your stupid card tricks and stay out of the media. I dont care about you and I dont want to see you on my TV.